wow i've never been this bored in my life
bring it on, 2012
GOT A PUPPY
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
got a camera I didn’t even ask for, for tour this summer! GOT BOOTS TODAY and I think they’re adorbz :) i lub dem think i just convinced my mom to get an xterra rather than a car for jonathan, and i’ll just give him my car ahhhh what that was easy, she was like “ok :)” ALMOST got a puppy today, so close but then that would’ve made today too good.. my...
i’m starving. i really want to just run away. ”drive without looking back.” haven’t felt like this in a long time ever. feel like crying, but i’m too blank. don’t really want to talk to anyone. didn’t really care if something were to have happened to me while i was driving. i want to sleep but i can’t. my mind is screaming. but i can’t even...
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
liquid-liam: parktheshark: uaintgotnoyeezynigga: gothcum: sasklar: bl0w-out: savey0urselff: I always see couples making cute videos, so I made one with the love of my life :) I AM CRYING I wasn’t expecting to find this funny but omg omg Lmao. Why did this crack me up so bad. ahahahaah me LMAO
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
saltydreams: stevedub: My Story, please reblog and spread the word! OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAAHAHAHAH WATCH THIS.
U Got It Bad & Because of You | Justin Bieber (cover) judge me hard
I’m not sure if it’s obvious or not, but that was Anika :)
Hi, I'm Stephanie
and i’m too busy playing games instead of doing my physics project… awk
Fuck bitches, get money. #swagg.
BEST VIDEO EVERRRR HAHAHHA if your having a bad day… hhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah OHMYGOD
hair is short and curly again so I can go back to wearing it down wooo
Anonymous asked: you're really pretty!
really don’t want to be here at my dads house without sweet Kaylee this feels terrible. I half expected to see her when I opened the door
Sometimes it takes a huge loss to remind you of what you care about the most....– Grey’s Anatomy (via lisadear )
wish i had a huge ass tub of chocolate ice cream
to the bitch who hit Kaylee, do you not have a heart or something? you didn’t even stop to apologize. anyway, I love and miss you Kaylee I’m so sorry you had to suffer on your last day, you didn’t desrve that at all say hi to Riley and Fritz for me I miss you guys so much<3 if i had pictures I would put them but I dont. so yeah im just rambling right now i cant think...